1. 即将进入人生下一个阶段，期待我们全新的家庭模式，一加一等于三。

I am about to enter the next stage of my life and look forward to our new family model, one plus one equals three.

2. 你丰盈了我的身体，却柔软了我的内心，你的每一次跳动，每一次成长，都是我们最美好的经历。

You enrich my body, but soft my heart, your every beat, every growth, are our best experience.

3. 我的铠甲和软肋，期待你的到来和陪伴。

My armor and weakness, look forward to your arrival and company.

4. 大姨妈从今天开始，离家出走九个月。

Running away from home for nine months starting today.

5. 最近好忙，我忙着长胖，你忙着长大。

I am so busy recently, I am busy getting fat, you are busy growing up.

6. 敌军还有两秒到达战场。

The enemy has two seconds to reach the battlefield.

7. 看你长大，满眼温柔。

Then you grow up with gentle eyes.

8. 和宝宝的第一张合影一定要发光发亮。

The first photo with the baby must shine.

9. 一位可盐可甜的孕妈，要不要夸赞我一下。

A salty, sweet halo? Do you want to give me a compliment.

10. 我们二人世界终于有了小三。

The two of us finally have a mistress.

11. 一个身体，两个心跳，三个人，关于爱的故事，素未谋面，却爱你至深。

One body, two heartbeats, three people on the story of love to send a package of noodles, but love you deeply.

12. 每次轻抚，都在守候。

Every touch is waiting.